If you read this, you're most likely coming from TI-Basic Developer. In which case, I'm DarkerLine from over at United-TI, and you probably won't be (unlike those other people) suprised to find out I've been programming TI calculators since 2001. Some people consider me to be a hotshot TI-Basic programmer for the 83 series calculators, which I guess is the reason I'm helping write the wiki rather than reading it. Anyways, a better indicator of my programming ability (or lack thereof, if you choose to think so) would be the games I've written:

• Donut Quest II (TI-Basic, 83 family)
• Rubik's Cube 83+ (z80 assembly, 83 family)
• Invasion (TI-Basic, 89 family)
• Simon Says (TI-Basic, 83 family)
• 4 In A Row 3D (TI-Basic, 83 family)

Or maybe I've got things wrong and you're over from the Food-Tongue Wikiberry. Fish gyro sandwich, apple cauliflower Fishes, plantain apple yellow-pepper grass camper fish zucchini-carrot-water-carrot-carrot pomegranate plantain …-carrot-tomato pomegranate. Apple tongue tapioca cherry food tongue, plantain English-muffin-tongue, Russian-mushroom-tongue, plantain passionfruit-tongue. Passionfruit fried, mango apple cheese food-tongue, ham-sandwich, ham, cucumber… mint!

*sigh* You're not here from Alfonso: The Text Adventure, are you? If you are, I'm, uh, really not sure what to say to you. You must be feeling horribly lost right now. If that's the case, it won't make matters any worse if I introduce you to The Game.

You see, the game is all about losing (or maybe all of us who play just aren't any good). The rule is: every time you remember the game, you lose (so by this rule, I just lost). Once you lose the game, you must announce your loss (as I have just done). That way, any poor souls who play the game around you will lose it as well.

There is no way to win (or maybe there is, but I'm certainly not telling you). However, you will be losing plenty of times, and the only thing that stops you from losing an infinite number of times is that after each time you lose, you get a five-minute grace period to forget about the game. If you haven't forgotten about it, tough luck, you lose again.

Finally, there is no way out. Once you have learned the game, you are playing it. Anyone refusing to concede this point is cheating. And cheating just isn't cool.

…That's it! If you need to contact me for something or other, AIM (DarkerLine) is probably your best bet. Or e-mail and/or Google Talk (misha.p.l at gmail.com). Have at it!